I was walking around campus yesterday I saw this girl.
She was wearing a shirt that said:
“Capitalism Stole My Virginity, And I Want It Back”
Of course, a reference to The International Noise Conspiracy.
The shirt was homemade and I do love that band.
But all I could think was:
“Your chaos ain’t me,
No matter what the shirt says
And I hate to break you little heart:
But chaos definitely ain’t you”
I mean she was wearing Uggs…